Suchafuckinglady

1. First, don't get involved with other peoples conflicts, it's not your business.
   
2. Be serene, don't let anything faze you, and always be prepared for any event.
3. Believe in yourself, but remember that arrogance makes people hate you.
   
4. Don't show your pain.
   
5. Smile mysteriously as if you have a secret nobody knows.
6. Keep people in the dark about where you are going, what time you'll be there etc, and just maintain your responsibilities.
7. Don't talk a lot.
8. Be uncompromising in your style, speech, culture, whatever.
   
9. Most importantly- Believe you are mysterious, aloof, and enigmatic.